sadistangel:

eightertrek:

shanlock:

lokisdactyl:

abittersweetyear:

wombatswearingcombats:

wombatswearingcombats:

muster-the-rohirrim:

“Fuzzy didn’t miss a beat.”
Well.

“Ah, he had hit the jackpot with all this.” LMFAO this is amazing.

“So well intended, yet so insulting.” LMFAOOO

“If you choose to accept the job, I can assure you that my employer would appreciate having someone who can care for the tiger better than I can.”
Personally, I think I win this one.

“His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt.”
LMAO

“Why?” asked Marvin dolefully.
goddammit

“The text on the side is Latin, non timebo mala.”
I’m cool with it.

“The client is expected in the operating room in 30 minutes.”What a kinky medical surgical book. 

“blue sparks surrounded them, like tiny fireworks.”
I like the sound of that xD

sadistangel:

eightertrek:

shanlock:

lokisdactyl:

abittersweetyear:

wombatswearingcombats:

wombatswearingcombats:

muster-the-rohirrim:

“Fuzzy didn’t miss a beat.”

Well.

“Ah, he had hit the jackpot with all this.” LMFAO this is amazing.

“So well intended, yet so insulting.” LMFAOOO

“If you choose to accept the job, I can assure you that my employer would appreciate having someone who can care for the tiger better than I can.”

Personally, I think I win this one.

“His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt.”

LMAO

“Why?” asked Marvin dolefully.

goddammit

“The text on the side is Latin, non timebo mala.”

I’m cool with it.

“The client is expected in the operating room in 30 minutes.”
What a kinky medical surgical book. 

“blue sparks surrounded them, like tiny fireworks.”

I like the sound of that xD

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heyfunniest:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

OMG ZAYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how can this be so adorable and yet oh-so-sexy-it-should-be-illigal?!?!!??!?!?!?!

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you’ll only get this if you finished the whole story

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Peeta: COS BB I WOULD MAKE A CUPCAKE FOR YOU
Katniss: ..Wat
Peeta: BURN MY BREAD IN THE OVEN TOO
Katniss: …
Peeta: ID JUMP IN FRONT OF A FORCE FIELD FOR YOU
Katniss: …
Peeta: YOU KNOW ID BAKE ANYTHING FOR YOUUUU
Katniss: ..
Peeta: I WOULD GO THROUGH ALL OF THIS PAINN
Peeta: TAKE A SWORD STRAIGHT THROUGH MY LEG
Peeta: YES I WOULD DIE FOR YA BABAYY
Peeta: AND YOU WOULD DO THE SAME
Peeta:….real or not real?
Katniss: Omg, Peeta. Real.

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

LMFAO

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… i think i may have a new fandom growing in me T.T

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jerseysh0re-official:

Season 5 Official Trailer !!

HELLO THURSDAY NIGHTS!

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